Yeah, yeah, I know too much of this blog is devoted to crapping and my sleep eating disorder, but I feel like I need to document my latest adventure. On Sunday morning I had to be at a work-related meeting for 8 a.m. I got home around 11 a.m. and then my parents came over for the afternoon, leaving [...]
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It’s been quite some time since I posted anything of “substance” (I use that term loosely since most of the entries on this blog have to do with worthless issues and topics). So my goal tonight is to cover myriad topics in one big grab bag of a post. On Saturday I went out in RI [...] Since I never turn down a toilet-related story of any kind, I present: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yflp-o7KIU4&eurl=http://www.barstoolsports.com/&feature=player_embedded When I worked in Milwaukee, one of my bosses, when describing a clusterf#ck caused by someone’s stupidity, would occasionally use the phrase, “it’s like watching a monkey trying to f*ck a football”. I like that image, but I think “it’s like watching a turtle trying to f#ck a shoe” might be equally effective: http://www.break.com/index/confused-turtle-has-sex-with-boot.html
Speaking of expressions, this guy gives [...] I’ve been and remain very busy at work, so I haven’t been able to post much. I have a couple things I’ve been thinking about for a post, but just haven’t had much time. In the meantime, enjoy this video, which is of me if I ever come back in another life as a dog: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHXj3qgFs_k&eurl=http://failblog.org/&feature=player_embedded |
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