The ConMan

Might as well link this most recent article from the NY Post. Add brushing of her hair to the list of his activities . . . Maybe the guys at work weren’t that far off about the nature of the relationship. . .

http://www.nypost.com/seven/02192009/news/regionalnews/its_animal_attraction_155922.htm?page=0

And the front page of the Post has the happy couple posing as [...]

Well I know what I’ll be having nightmares about after listening to this. I also won’t be visiting the monkey cages at the zoo for a while.

http://www.wfsb.com/video/18737281/index.html

By the way, it’s been reported that not only did he drink wine out of stem glasses and dress himself, but he watered the plants, surfed the internet, watched [...]

I used to like this show when I was a kid:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AsqKQptTdQ

That chimp seemed so cuddly and cool, didn’t he?

Well check out this touching story from Stamford, Connecticut:

http://www.nypost.com/seven/02162009/news/regionalnews/bizarre_animal_attack_in_stamford_155493.htm

Here’s another account:

http://www.boston.com/news/local/connecticut/articles/2009/02/17/police_kill_pet_chimp_after_woman_is_injured/

Now this is a horrifying story, isn’t it? I read another account where it said he had bitten her hands off, while the NY Post says that [...]

I took last Thursday off so that I could accompany the Mrs. to the hospital for surgery for a deviated septum. We had to travel to Worcester, about a 45 minute drive from our house.  The Mrs. basically gets sick, with either a sinus infection, strep throat, mono, or pneumonia, for 75% of the winter [...]

As you may recall from a previous post, on occasion I have a tendency to eat in my sleep. Well, tonight the Mrs. informed me that she stripped the sheets off the bed late this afternoon.  As she was doing so, she noticed this weird brown and hot pink substance on the sheets. She then looked [...]

It’s been a rather slow time of year for me in the blog department. There really haven’t been any funny stories to tell, and I haven’t felt compelled to comment on any of the recent spotrs goings on because they’ve been covered by the media ad nauseum. 

The Mrs. is having surgery tomorrow (deviated septum), so [...]