So this morning I went to the bathroom at work and the old retired guy who comes to our office once a week or so is in the bathroom, thereby scuttling my crapping plans. I observe him wet some paper towels and then take them into the bathroom stall with him. I then return to [...]
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We interrupt your afternoon workday to bring you this special Conman Breaking News Report. It’s 2 pm and I’ve already taken 3 sh!ts at work. I should have known things would be rough when the Mrs. asked me this morning if I sh!t my pants. That’s what happens when you spend all weekend eating dairy [...] It’s been a while, but I am excited to announce that the Conman’s nocturnal activities have returned with a flourish. A few nights ago I had a vivid dream that I was eating a bowl of cereal (Special K with chocolate bits, a stupendously tasting delight for an allegedly healthy cereal) along with a bunch [...] I want to apologize to my 3-4 loyal readers for the dearth of postings over the past month or so. Between being busy at work, Thanksgiving, and not much exciting going on, I got lazy and stopped posting. I’ll try to pick it up. Let’s get to a random grab bag of goodies: Quick: Man or [...] I present to you the masturbat arm wrestling champion of the world: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1220536/German-armwrestler-shows-single-Popeye-esque-limb.html Look at that f’n thing. Mutation, horny retarded teenager (he just never knows when to stop!- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2IGz5X0d3I), or just a guy dedicated to his craft? The Republicans are clearly winning the health care debate: http://www.dailykostv.com/w/002253/ It’s been a slow month in the blogging department, but I thought I’d share a couple of nuggets. A few weeks ago I was sitting in one of the two stalls in the floor bathroom at work. Of course some jerk comes and sits down in the other stall, interrupting my reading. Anyway, he proceeded to [...] http://www.break.com/index/kid-teaches-shirtless-bully-a-lesson.html This is like something out of a movie. Bully, with his shirt off, no less, taunts and threatens our protagonist, acting like a tough guy and trying to embarrass the kid in front of a video camera and a bunch of girls. The kid shows remarkable composure, I have to say. He lets the bully [...] Every once in a while when I was a kid, something amusing would happen during church that would make me laugh. It usually occurred during a CYO event in which one or more of my friends was sitting nearby. Whatever mildly amusing thing happened always seemed so much funnier simply because you weren’t supposed to [...] On Saturday the Mrs. and I took in the BC-Northeastern football game. BC steamrolled an absolutely atrocious Northeastern from the get go, so there was plenty of time for me to look around the stands (as opposed to swearing and yelling throughout a close game whenever BC makes a mistake). The first sight was pointed out by the Mrs. [...] |
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